Like Every Woman, She Washed Her Hair But At The End Of Day Had To Visit Hospital. Why?

Featured Women

It’s said that if starting of a morning is good, the whole day goes well & smoothly. Daily we start our day with a routine and washing hair is one among it. Right? well, we all have bad days as well where nothing goes right or as per our wish.

Although whatever happened to you is nothing as compare to this Reddit user, TheFlyingPigSquadron has. On the internet, this woman shared her story where hair washing landed her in the hospital.

via

Read her story below:

“So this morning I jumped in the shower and decided to wash my hair. I have very long and curly hair that reaches midway down my back. However, once its wet the curls straighten out and my hair almost reaches my bum.

So hair is wet, shampooing done and I just need to rinse. I tip my head back and flip my hair over my shoulder ala shampoo adverts everywhere. And feel something brush against the top of my bum. Being the mature and logical gal I am, I came to the one and only possible conclusion.

Spider

With a scream a howler monkey would be proud of, boobs flying and looking like some sort of demented mermaid, I attempted to flee the shower stall. And promptly acquired a new skill; the ability to do the splits.

This in itself was a spectacular feat of physics as there isn’t actually enough room in my bathroom for a toddler to do the splits, never-mind a 5’9″ half-drowned rat. As a result, when my leading foot came into contact with the toilet pedestal my body was launched back along the floor towards the shower. This left me wedged between the toilet and the shower tray.

Where I was abruptly bitch-slapped by the shower door.
One trip to A&E later and I have a sprained ankle, a fractured ankle, two broken toes, a beautiful rainbow of bruises in some interesting places and a partridge in a pear tree.”

Wait, this isn’t the end? The story is more:

“UPDATE: So because I’m a special little unicorn my broken toes and fractured ankle are on opposite feet therefore I’m now rockin a bitchin new wheelchair (well not new, it’s the NHS and its Scotland). Also my flat is upstairs so it might as well be on Everest, so I’m at my parents bungalow until my sprain is well enough for me to find another way to fuck it up.

I’ve had the wheelchair for about 6hrs now and have bounced it off every door frame in the house and scuffed two of the walls (don’t tell my mother). After about 2hrs of me bouncing around like a ping pong ball my mum got the shits with me and told me to go and annoy my younger brother, who is playing xbox in the living room. So after letting him have a go on the chair and basically pissing about, he says 3 little words that have resulted in this update.

“Do a wheelie”

Fucking challenge accepted. I give it a go and end up tipping the chair backwards, arse over tits (which I’m sure would, again, be flying if they hadn’t been secured in a locked and upright position) and cracking my head on the fireplace. I’m now on my back doing the world’s worst impression of an upside down turtle with a cast and now a head wound. My 19yr old, apparently adult brother is trying to crawl to the bathroom before pisses himself laughing.

So now I’m back in A&E waiting to get glued back together.”

She once again posted an update on the story & this time with a no injury news.

Featured Image Courtesy

ALSO READ: A Comedian In His Video Talk About Indian Superstitions Hilariously

Tagged

Review Overview

Summary
Aditi Agrawal
The Wild and Free 22-year-old Aquarian for the Love of writing tells stories through words. The Forever Foodie and Hopeless Romantic who posses a body of an Introvert and a soul of an Extrovert hopes that you enjoy reading her writing :-)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *